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Always forgive your enemies. This is a day to celebrate You and Your life. So, I asked some of your friends what to get you for your birthday. Spike Milligan What do I know of man's destiny?

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Sure I believe in peace. Is that an optical illusion?

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Definition of an 'Irish fact': You have been selected for a secret mission. Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.

Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe. Just go ahead and gum that stuff! Give it to me. Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.

For though she was sweet an'though she was chaste, She was chased all the way through the city. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes. It just depends upon which base you're counting in. Does it come with an air pump?

And and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry.

Always quick with a comeback, Spike responded "No, it's all in perfect working order. It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead. Please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up. Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.

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